ClanceDance: Which was funnier: when mike ate 36 wings when he was hammered drunk and then had no money and made Ali pay, or when he ordered the Chesterfield?
Shorty12: Only calls when everyone else is busy, never asks me to do stuff, I have to drive everywhere we go when I invite her to do stuff texts every 2 weeks
WireRazor: Your girlfriend beats the living snot out of you. You're all bruised up with a bloody nose. She claims to love you afterwards - keep her or dump her?