HelpMe: It just doesn't make sense that I would have to lower the radio before someone actually picks up the phone when the passenger in the car makes a call
ClanceDance: Which was funnier: when mike ate 36 wings when he was hammered drunk and then had no money and made Ali pay, or when he ordered the Chesterfield?
WireRazor: Your girlfriend beats the living snot out of you. You're all bruised up with a bloody nose. She claims to love you afterwards - keep her or dump her?
Cold creamy Guiness with a shot of Jameson and Baileys creates a milk shake of booze that cannot be topped. All three ingredients contain alcohol, unlike the Jagr bomb which uses gross red bull. Also, only dirty Guidos and Goombas drink Jargbombs. When you order a Carbomb, nobody will reference the "My New Haicut" video and ridicule you by pointing and yelling "Jagahbomb, Jagahbomb!" Come to think of it, the Carbomb vs. Jagrbomb debate is more of a societal argument: Would you rather be like dirty guidos eating gabbagool and drinking Jagrbombs. or throwing back an I.C.B. with the best drinkers in the world...the Irish.
If you want to be like these guys, you probably love Jagrbombs.
HelpMe`s Argument
Jagrmeister. A tasty shot in its own right.
Redbull. Proven to give you wings.
When you combine these two amazing ingredients the result is shot perfection. Whether you plan on putting on your dancing shoes and dancing a hole in the floor or simply staying awake at that dive bar long enough to put the midnight rule into effect, the Jagr Bomb is the way to go. Plus they taste great.
Car bombs are more of a meal replacement then a shot anyway. They are guaranteed to slow you down and probably make you fall asleep in the bar.
Take one shot for a guaranteed good night. Feeling down, tired, depressed, anxious? Jagr Bombs cure all. (I wouldn't recommend taking more than 4 though).
By the way, the picture of those two guys that ClanceDance posted is hilarious. And I do have to admit that portion of the jagr bob loving community is made up of guidos who like to point at each other in pictures. However, the fact that they like jagr bombs does not change the fact that the bomb is amazing. Plus we get to laugh about the stereotypical jagr bomb shooter while we are taking em down.
Further at some old school Irish pubs around the city, if you go in and order an Irish Car Bomb they will pull out a picture of an actual car that was bombed in Ireland... Many people find that drink to be disgraceful & you will never have that negative of a reference with jagerbombs.
i consider myself a non guido....in fact im antiguido..but i still love my jaeger bombs...when ever i ask who wants a jaeger bomb i get the usual banter, laughs and creep looks from strangers around me...still my love pushes me through the shit talking and foul looks...jaeger bombs for life!
I was recently exposed to a rare form of an Indian/Guido (IndiGuido) guy who was yelling Yager Bomb and asking who wants one? After responding I'll take one (obviously a joke), he simply turned away when he realized I wasn't a girl that he could creep on. I've decided the Irish Car bomb is more legendary and wins my vote
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