Let's get it on!
Part time friend
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Shorty12: Only calls when everyone else is busy, never asks me to do stuff, I have to drive everywhere we go when I invite her to do stuff texts every 2 weeks
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Violent girlfriend claim to love you
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WireRazor: Your girlfriend beats the living snot out of you. You're all bruised up with a bloody nose. She claims to love you afterwards - keep her or dump her?
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Portable Juccuzzi / hot tub
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Dagman: Cheezy....maybe. But you just dont have that many options for NYC patio.
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